It is a play on speech that is considered funny to some. Myself: Puns reverse the meanings of words in a supposedly humorous form. But as far as what 'puns' are, I have no information whatsoever on them. I have never understood them or was able to recognize their value, but I know that humans put great stock in them, sometimes even devoting whole books and films to them. Spock: Jokes and puns? I am aware of this strange verbal communication that humans have concerning a form of speech called 'jokes' that seem to greatly amuse some members of your species. Sulu is bombarding you with jokes and puns.

This morning in passing he said 'How many Tribbles does it take to screw in a light bulb?'Again, the nonsensical nature of the question stifled me and he replied 'Tribbles don't need light bulbs to screw in, they screw wherever they want.' Very strange, sir.

Just yesterday he said to me 'What is the difference between a Kim Kardashian and a Gul Cardassian?' Stunned by this odd question I answered a very un-Vulcanlike answer- 'I don't know!' To which he gave me a very peculiar 'A capital K, an h, an extra s and two big boobs!' for an answer. They were so strange that they stick in my mind firmly. Myself: I think I am beginning to see what is happening. Spock: Another time he said to me as I returned from the men's room 'I hope you wiped out all the Klingons on Uranus! ' and almost fell over himself laughing. He stopped me on the way to the cafeteria and said 'Watch out for the hot-dogs today! They are the absolute wurst!' He then walked away chuckling to himself.' Myself: Could you give me an example of what he says? Spock: That is exactly what I am experiencing with Sulu. Myself: I'm afraid I'm not understanding what you are saying. It usually refers to something that is occurring at the moment, but certain words and phrases in his statements are out of context and make sense in one aspect, but then in another sense don't make any sense. He will make a statement that is nonsensical, then smile broadly as though it were the most profound thing ever said. Spock: It is not only what he is saying but how he is saying it, sir. Spock: I have discovered the most illogical trend coming about in my conversations with Lieutenant Sulu. Spock: Captain, I wish to discuss with you a disturbing development.

The following disturbing incidents occurred verbatim as I have recorded them here below:Īt 18:45 and 33 seconds Caldushian time I was approached by Science Officer Spock with a report. Captain's Log: Stardate 2265- Captain James T.

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